every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell
“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.
otherwise known as the really unfortunate post in which i prove beyond the shadow of a doubt with Cold Hard Facts and very real scientific evidence that liam is the actual human incarnation of Prince Charming
i mean let’s be real here, look at this picture of him tumbling straight out of the Disney realm to grace us mortal beings with his charm and grace
let’s go deeper, shall we?
So Chris Brown cold-cocks a person and crashes his car and he still gets to attend the Grammys
Sean Penn has an Oscar.
Michael Fassbender goes EVERYWHERE.
Mel Gibson was at The Golden Globes.
Should I keep going or would focusing on the black guy make everyone feel better?